my dog is better than any boyfriend i could have right now
Beau is smart, likes to cuddle, gets excited when i come home, looks at me lovingly, is just as gassy as every guy i know, doesn't always listen to me, doesn't talk back or argue with me, whines when he doesn't get his way, takes up most of the bed at night, makes messes and doesn't pick up after himself, expects me to feed him, is protective of me, looks at me with big puppy dog eyes and loves me
What sucks is when a really cute boy does something random and unexpected like stay after work to chat with you when you haven't even seen each other in weeks and he remembers little facts about you said in passing that most people would have forgotten and he has a cute smile and a sexy voice and makes eye contact and will not walk away when the conversation reaches a lull and is funny and slightly nervous and then starts talking about his girlfriend like it's something you care about.
What sucks is when a really cute boy does something random and unexpected like stay after work to chat with you when you haven't even seen each other in weeks and he remembers little facts about you said in passing that most people would have forgotten and he has a cute smile and a sexy voice and makes eye contact and will not walk away when the conversation reaches a lull and is funny and slightly nervous and then starts talking about his girlfriend like it's something you care about.
It's been one week and the house is still mine...it occurred to me the other day that I really enjoy living alone. So long as I don't end up being the crazy cat lady in the neighborhood I think I'll be ok
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experiences of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams
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